Sacred Chickens Cult
Anti-Festo and Personality Quiz
Have you ever thought to yourself – wouldn’t it be nice if I had a guru or preacher or authoritarian leader to tell me how to behave, what to think, how to feel and what information I can consume? No? Then you are primed to join our cult. Find our criteria for joining below. This document will serve as both a personality quiz to see how you fit in and a sort of anti-fest to explain what we're all about.
If you join, you can expect writing tips and tools, book recommendations, an advice column for those with existential or metaphysical crises and more! How do you access all this wonderful stuff? Just check in here on the blog or in our FB group. Watch this space for more ways to connect and our upcoming podcast, Party Bus To Hell.
How Do I Know if This Cult Is Right for Me?
Then the Sacred Chickens cult could work for you.
How can I join? Is there some sort of ritual?
Like everything else in this cult, you must figure this out for yourself. Here are some suggestions to get you started. Any of these would qualify as an entry ritual. Or make up your own.
In short, your ritual for becoming a Sacred Chicken is entirely up to you. The only requirement is to be yourself. Only you know if you’re failing to do that. And honestly, I doubt that you can fail to be you! Even when you are not feeling like you, that’s you becoming more you by assessing whether you’re enough like you. Which only you can figure out! You did it. You're now your own metaphysical guide.
The next question you’re asking yourself is, what activities will I be required to participate in? The answer is, of course, none. There are no participation requirements! That’s why this is the absolute best cult!
However, if you’d like to participate, here are some activities we recommend
Do I have to live on a commune?
No. Sadly. I wish we had a commune. If we ever have a commune, you won’t be forced to live there. But wouldn’t it be nice? We could have a communal vegetable garden with picnic tables. A view of the mountains. Everyone gets their own small house with their own garden in the back. Sometimes we watch movies in the common house/studio/kitchen and everyone forms their own opinions then does whatever they want. Of course, it will be haunted. We will raise chickens. We can discuss UFOs over the campfire. There will always be a kettle on the fire...
What’s in it for me?
So, what do you have to lose? Not much since we don’t charge you. Check this space in the upcoming weeks for more nonsense.