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Review: Wicked Plants: The Weed That Killed Lincoln's Mother And Other Botanical Atrocities

5/29/2020

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Wicked Plants
Author Amy Stewart

By Jarad Johnson

Nature is something that the gardener must revere. In many ways, it is our greatest teacher. Nature can be beautiful, wondrous, fascinating and otherworldly. It can also be violent, dangerous, and mischievous. All of that encompasses the general term of nature, and it’s much more complex than many people make it out to be. When people go for a walk or a hike, they are generally seeking a peaceful retreat. Nature can be peaceful, but as Amy Stewart points out, you might not want to relax too much. On a walk through the woods (a favorite activity of mine to do) there are many mischievous plants, some that can harm you, some that can intoxicate you, and some that might even kill you given the chance. 

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Poetry: Ann Neo Celeste

5/27/2020

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The Scent of Death 
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by Ann Neo Celeste 

The Scent of Death

​Gregorian chant, I hear
requiem!
Cold Shiver
Grim Reaper
A farmer harvesting crops
Sheathed in black bags
Past rigor mortis, feast for maggots, mobbed by flies
fate of struggle
inhumation's forbidden
after life found
another time, another place


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Ask Uncle Morty: Am I A Werewolf?

5/25/2020

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Advice For Everyone 
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by Uncle Mortimer

Dear Uncle Morty,
 
I have a weird and kind of embarrassing problem, and I really don’t know who else to talk to. I’m a twenty-something year old male, a philosophy grad student, who has suddenly developed excessive body hair and a few other medical/psychiatric issues? I don’t even know if what I’m experiencing is real. All I know is I need help.  

 

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Under the Tulip Poplar Tree

5/20/2020

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Under the Tulip Poplar Tree 

by Jarad Johnson 

Today, similarly to when Julie spoke about burying a small chicken, I am reminiscing on the death of my pets. 

I have always been an animal lover, and we have always, always had a houseful of cats – and the occasional dog – all of them rescues. When I was born, my mom had a Yorkie named Chappea. When I was crawling around on the floor, he would take hold of my diaper with his teeth and drag me back to him if I got too far away. I had a cat named Jewel, whom I loved dearly; when he was very old, he went off into the meadow next to my house to die. There was a dog named Princess, hit by a car, and a cat named Gigi who died of old age. I’m very much a cat person, and I could (and would, given the opportunity) take the time to tell you about all those precious little felines, but I’m afraid I don’t have room on this page and I’m sure you have a life you need to be getting on with. I get on better with old dogs than puppies, but consequently that means I have to watch more of my animals die All of these animals were special to me, as are the ones who are with me now. 

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Poetry: Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal

5/19/2020

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Heavy Cloud 
Autumn River
 

by Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal

Heavy Cloud
 
There are things
one cannot escape
from, a heavy cloud,
love’s embrace,
the tiger’s claw.
Eternal peace comes
for us all, in the form
of a cloud, heavy
with rain, to the old
and young, the dumb
and wise, too heavy
to be lifted
when it is your time.

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Random Thoughts: Writing in the Dark

5/17/2020

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The Midnight Writer 

 by Jarad Johnson




The Witching Hour. The dead of night. The middle of the night. Midnight evokes within the human imagination an endless source of fascination and dread. It is said that midnight (the time I’m writing this) is the time when the veil between worlds is thinnest. What ghosts may come and tell me their haunting stories of the afterlife? What ghouls and phantoms shall visit me at this perilous hour? If you, like me, are just on the edge of slipping into the world of dreams, you may see something out of the corner of your eye. Was it a cat, a flash of light, or perhaps something more sinister? You may pull the covers just a little tighter, till the cold light of day reimposes logic into your mind. ​ 


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Garden Day: Don't Garden Barefoot!

5/13/2020

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​Don't Garden Barefoot!


by Jarad Johnson 

I consider myself a generally intelligent person, but on rare (or, according to some, frequent) occasions, my decision-making skills fall short of what most people would call, “smart.” One such occasion occurred last week, when I was sowing seeds in one of my front garden beds. You see, since I was a child, I’ve despised shoes, and when I was very little, I used to run around the yard in nothing but my birthday suit. You can be sure my mom was mortified, and my neighbors were wondering why a naked toddler was screaming and running in circles. But don’t worry, I don’t do that very often anymore, except on the Harvest Moon. 

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Ask Uncle Morty: Should I Haunt or Should I Go?

5/12/2020

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​Advice for Everyone

by Uncle Mortimer 

Dear Uncle Morty,
I’m writing you as someone who’s been recently disembodied. I received the packet and I have examined all my choices. Even though it isn’t recommended, I have decided to hang around and haunt my old house. This seems like a good idea given that my son, let’s call him George, inherited the home. George is thirty and my only child. Quite frankly, I think maybe I spoiled him. He has no children, and his wife finally left him due to his bad behavior; he was always asking for money and he could never hold down a job. I don’t know exactly where I went wrong, but I’m his mother and mothers never give up. Even when we’re dead. Believe me, when I say that I have no problem hanging around and scaring this problem child into some semblance of adulthood. I’m not writing so you can lecture me about letting go or moving on to the Netherworld. I’ve made up my mind. 

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Small Town, Big Weird: Blood on the Mausoleum

5/8/2020

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Blood on the Mausoleum


by Julie Carpenter

 



My first collection of stories takes place in a small town called Whistlestop. Now, you might think small towns are boring and that it would be easier to write a set of exciting stories if they were set in a big city. That may be true to some extent. Wherever you have more people, you’re going to have excitement and drama right there, right under your nose. No need to go poking around for it most of the time.  But, small towns have their dramas too. Stories that stick in the collective memory. These can be legends that everyone knows about, or secrets and hidden tragedies that no one wants to discuss openly that still somehow infiltrate the collective consciousness by some sort of osmosis.  Every little village has a story someone desperately wants to bury, reduce to whispers, inter in silence.  Some of these stories remind us that life is fragile and temporary, and quite possibly weirder than we thought. Sometimes stories need time to ferment until they return to haunt us with the strange metaphysical possibilities of ghosts and otherworldly visitations. And sometimes they even shape us.



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Discussion of the Novella, Life in the Iron Mills

5/6/2020

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​The Artist Under the Mills
by Rebecca Harding Davis

 Essay by Jarad Johnson

This review is of an older book, but I think the themes are still pertinent. This book is definitely worth a read.  It’s a layered book and there’s an interesting perspective on feminine versus masculine traits as well, but for the purposes of provoking thought, I’ve focused on the battle between corporate need for capital and the individual need for fulfillment through art and beauty.

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