Sacred Chickens Classic, March 22, 2016

 Loose Thoughts

by Uncle Morty

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Here begins the blog of Uncle Morty:

I find that the weather has become less pleasant and I am expected to earn my keep by writing a blog post. (I am pictured at left warming my bones during the brief period of warmth.)  After a difficult and somewhat depressing winter - things always go downhill for me after Halloween - I find that I must clear my empty skull of loose thoughts before I can write a proper essay.  So before they begin to roll out my empty eye sockets like loose marbles, I have captured these random ideas and placed them here for your perusal.  They come in no particular order

​On Civility - The Truth cannot appear friendly to a lie any more than a pediatric nurse appears friendly to a toddler getting shots.  Liars loudly demand civility - never honesty.

On Understanding the Universe - Spend the morning playing with a kitten.  It will give you a glimpse into the strange balance between tenderness and cruelty for which the Universe is justly famous.  (Especially when you remember this delightful creature will shortly become a cat.)

On Other People - The more easily you can consign someone's soul to Hell, the more easily you can consign their body to the grave. 

On Evil - No one wakes up one morning and decides to be evil.  Most evil people don't know they're evil. They begin by seeing evil in others and attempting to root it out. The more you try to root out the evil in other people without looking in your mirror, the more you can justify treating them poorly,  even doing the same things you accuse them of without feeling bad about it.  Then one morning, you wake up...and you're evil. Other people will know.  You never will.

On Listening - If you're afraid that listening to someone else's viewpoint will confuse you or give you doubts.  You're right.  Uncle Morty approves of that.  It's called "being human." If you meet people whose entire philosophy of life or religion consists of listening only to themselves and other people who recite the same list of beliefs,  please take my advice and run.  

On Being Alive -   Don't be dead while you're alive.  Be Alive. 

Bio:
​Mortimer Richard Wolcott is, quite frankly, not very forthcoming with his bio. We're not even sure if that's his real name. His work during his previous embodiments is not something he'll willingly share.  He also won't explain why he's currently assigned to the world of the living. His deathography only somewhat clear from the point at which he showed up at Sacred Chickens Farm for a Halloween Party and never left.  He is occasionally pressed into service to help write the blog and you can search the archives here for his wisdom.  He enjoys hanging out with cats, the occasional cocktail, and dispensing sarcastic remarks to the living.

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