Sacred Chickens Christmas, 2020

Happy Holidays 

by Uncle Morty
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Wonder what the holidays look like for your Uncle Morty? Here are some photos of his holiday experience among the living. Have yourselves a wonderful and safe holiday season whatever, whenever, or wherever you celebrate! See you on the other side  (of this truly terrible year...not the other other side...at least for awhile).

​Even Edgar has the holiday spirit this year.

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​And Morty's friends are feeling festive as well

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That's a lot of caffeine for such a little guy! Things didn't go too well...but that's a story for a very different holiday.

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The Grinch is helping us celebrate as well. He does NOT get caffeine - per the rules that we had to establish LAST Christmas. You live and learn.

The gargoyles can celebrate even while they carry on their job of  warding off evil spirits.  It's a little known fact that evil spirits are not fond of tinsel garland or glitter or gargoyles.  It's good to have some on hand during every part of the year for that reason.

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In fact, everyone pitched in to make things perfect from the frog lamp to our very own, very small giraffe. Did you know large herds of stampeding giraffes occasionally punish small towns for civic sins? Again, perhaps not the best story for Christmas. Let's discuss it again in the spring.

Thanks for hanging out with us and remember,  if you can't think of any other reason to celebrate, this year is almost over.  Now,  your Uncle Morty and his friend Euphemia have some serious partying to do between now and the first of January.  So, we're going to let Julie and Jarad do the work for the rest of this year.