UPDATE: This Contest is over, but Morty is contemplating another one. Please keep visiting the site and he will let you know!
What is Your Uncle Morty celebrating? The fact that people are starting to submit to the first annual Sacred Chickens Writing Contest.
There are no entry fees. Submissions are blind. We don't hold copyrights.
Uncle Morty can't read the submissions until the contest ends, but he's already getting excited. We can't decide whether to take his brandy away or put valium in it.
Here's the scoop!