In honor of his arrival here are some of my favorite Oscar Wilde quotes:
One should play fair when one has the winning cards.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them correctly.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.