Don't forget that Uncle Morty is waiting for your entries in the First Annual Sacred Chickens Writing Contest. There's no entry fee! There are cash prizes! We don't hold the copyrights!
Click on Morty or here to find the contest rules!
The contest ends on August 1, 2018 - so as Morty would say, "The time is drawing nigh."
You might wonder how what Morty has been doing to occupy himself while he waits for your submissions to be judged. He's been traveling, partying, napping, hanging with his friends and just generally rying to keep himself busy to ward off the excitement.